1/ People who buy 1 ticket to a gig. Get some mates will ye.
2/ Couples who call each other babe. “Am just going in here Babe.” “Ok babe”
3/ Being called “Hun” (short for honey). I would rather you call me a nasty F@*#ing C@#t.
4/ Crying. Do not cry to me. I am likely to just look uncomfortable and walk away without saying a word.
5/ Loud gigs. That may sound odd being a promoter and all, but there really is no need for gigs to be so loud sometimes.
6/ Text speak. Its not even shorthand anymore. Its devolved into the most lazy mis-spelt language that is almost indecipherable. I did some supply teaching once. Actual essays were handed in with text speak as normal English. Obviously being a caring teacher I passed everyone and went on to the next school.
7/ Local government. Just because obviously.
8/ National government. Just because obviously.
9/ Facebook updates. The little red box pops up, but the excitement is short-lived as its just some random application you surely never added, telling you so and so thinks they are prettier than you. Also facebook telling me I am single with adverts every 2 pages. Haha
10/ Buses that don’t have the Metro on them in the morning.
11/ Not being able to use apostrophes while writing this blog as it breaks the site.
